EVA Offline AI Assistant | Offline AI on USB Drive | No Internet. No Cloud. No Subscription. | Intelligence by Macci
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EVA — Air-Gapped Intelligence
The Next Generation of Personal AI

The AI You
Own. Not Rent.

🖥 Currently compatible with Windows 10 & 11 — Mac & Linux versions coming soon.

EVA is a fully offline AI assistant — stored on a USB drive, trained for your world, answerable only to you. No cloud. No subscription. No one watching.

30-day money-back guarantee · Ships next business day · No account ever

EVA USB Drive — Offline AI by Intelligence by Macci
100%
Offline
$0
Monthly Fee
0
Servers See Your Data
Payment. Forever.

Cloud AI Can Be Regulated, Restricted, or Shut Down.
Your Local AI Runs Entirely on Your Hardware.

Governments around the world are tightening their grip on artificial intelligence — and your access to it. Florida just became the first U.S. state to sue OpenAI, seeking to hold CEO Sam Altman personally liable for ChatGPT's alleged harms, with potentially billions in damages on the table. Italy blocked ChatGPT entirely. The U.S. Navy banned DeepSeek. The European Union's AI Act is now actively prohibiting entire categories of AI systems and imposing sweeping restrictions on how cloud-based AI can operate.

Meanwhile, the U.S. government is using AI and commercial data brokers to conduct mass surveillance of American citizens — circumventing the Constitution — while Anthropic itself walked away from a Pentagon contract rather than let its AI be used to spy on Americans. Thirty-eight states have passed new AI laws in 2026 alone, and the White House is pushing Congress for federal control that would override all of them.

The message is clear: the cloud AI you depend on today can be sued into shutdown, blocked by a regulator, banned by an executive order, or handed to a government agency — overnight, without warning, and without your consent.

EVA is different. They can shut down ChatGPT. They can block a data center. They can subpoena a tech company's servers. But they cannot reach into your pocket and turn off a USB drive. EVA is the only AI you will ever truly own — and nobody can take her away from you.

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New U.S. AI Laws in 2026
$165B
DHS AI Surveillance Funding
$Billions
OpenAI Liability in FL Lawsuit
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Ways to Shut Down a USB
Own EVA — $149. Yours Forever.

30-day money-back guarantee · Ships next business day · No account ever

You Own Your AI.
Train her your way.

Drop in your own PDF and Word documents and EVA learns your world. Combined with her vast built-in knowledge base spanning science, law, medicine, history, and technology — she becomes the most personalized intelligence tool you've ever had. Yours to keep. Forever.

How Artificial Intelligence Works Today:

💸
Rented Intelligence

ChatGPT Plus, Claude Pro, Gemini Advanced — all subscriptions. Cancel or lose internet and your AI vanishes. You're not a customer, you're a tenant.

$20–$30/month forever
👁
Everything Is Logged

Every question, every document, every private thought you type goes to a corporate server. It's used to train models, improve products, and inform data profiles.

Your words. Their data.
📡
Internet Required

No signal means no AI. Remote work sites, travel, off-grid living, or just a spotty connection — and your most important tool goes completely dark.

Dependent. Always.

Intelligence
That Belongs
to You.

EVA isn't a service. It's a product you own outright — like a piece of hardware. It lives on a USB drive, runs on your machine's own processor, and keeps every conversation on that drive. No handshake with any server. Ever.

This is a different philosophy of AI. Not AI as a utility you subscribe to — AI as a tool you possess, shape, and control completely.

EVA
Embedded Virtual Assistant
  • Runs fully offline — no internet required
  • Stored and executed from USB drive
  • Conversations never leave your drive
  • No cloud servers — no surveillance
  • One-time purchase — no recurring fees
  • Works on any modern Windows PC
  • License locked to your specific drive

You Don't Just Use EVA.
You Shape Her.

EVA is designed to be molded — not just operated. Across every session, she learns your context, remembers what matters, and adapts to how you think.

01
Your Memory

EVA builds persistent memory across sessions — your preferences, context, work style, and history. She remembers so you don't have to repeat yourself.

02
Your Knowledge

Feed EVA documents, notes, and reference material. She indexes them locally and draws on them when you ask — a private knowledge base that goes where you go.

03
Your Persona

Shape how EVA communicates — her tone, focus, areas of expertise. She adapts to your workflow, not the other way around.

04
Your Privacy

Memory encryption is built in. Lock your history behind a passphrase. Everything stays on your drive — and only you can unlock it.

Three Seconds
to Your Own AI.

No installation. No account. No setup wizard. EVA is ready the moment the drive is recognized.

01
🔌
Plug In

Insert the EVA USB drive into any Windows PC. No driver installation, no admin permissions required.

02
Launch

Double-click EvaLauncher.exe. The AI engine starts locally — no internet request, no login screen.

03
🧠
Think

Ask, create, analyze, write. Everything happens on your hardware. Every word stays on your drive. Eject and it's gone with you.

Early Adopters

You'd be among the first.

EVA is new. Privacy-serious people who are tired of renting their intelligence from corporations are the first to own it. If it's not right for you, our 30-day money-back guarantee means there's no risk in finding out.

Everything Included.
Nothing Held Back.

One USB drive. Complete AI capability. No add-ons to buy, no tiers to unlock.

Large Language Model — Pre-loaded
A large language model built on the same transformer architecture behind today's leading AI — optimized and compressed to run entirely on consumer hardware, offline, with no internet required.
EvaLauncher.exe — Zero Install
One executable. Click and your AI is running. No .NET, no Visual C++, no setup of any kind.
Persistent Chat History
Sessions are saved directly to the USB drive. Pick up any conversation exactly where you left it.
Memory System — Plain & Encrypted
EVA remembers context across sessions. Optionally encrypt memory behind a passphrase only you know.
Personal Knowledge Base
Drop documents into EVA's knowledge folder. She indexes them and references them in conversation — your private RAG system.
Hardware-Bound License
Your copy is cryptographically bound to your specific USB drive volume. It can't be copied, cloned, or transferred.
Works on Any Modern Windows PC
Desktop, laptop, workstation — if it runs Windows 10 or later, EVA runs on it.
No Account. No Registration.
There is no account to create. No email, no password, no profile. You are entirely anonymous to us.

Pocket-Sized AI.
Hardened for Real Life.

EVA is more than intelligence — it's a mobile AI solution engineered to survive the world you actually live in. Take it anywhere. Store everything. Trust it completely.

Drive lost or damaged? contact us and we'll help you sort out a replacement.

Mobile AI

Your AI Goes Where You Go

EVA is a true portable AI USB solution — a pocket-sized intelligence that plugs into any Windows PC anywhere on earth. Hotel room, courthouse, remote job site, international travel. Your full AI capability is always with you, no internet required.

  • Fits in any pocket or bag — always on you
  • Instant access on any Windows 10/11 machine
  • No setup, no login — plug in and go
  • Works in any country, any location, offline
Secure Vault

Store Your Life. Securely.

EVA doubles as your personal encrypted file vault. Store and protect your most important life documents directly on the drive — legal papers, medical records, financial files, estate documents, personal correspondence. Completely offline, completely private, completely yours.

  • Encrypted secure file storage — offline only
  • Legal, medical, financial and personal records
  • Zero cloud exposure — files never leave the drive
  • Portable life archive you physically control
EMP Hardened

Rugged Protective Case

EVA ships in a shielded carry, EMP-resistant enclosure. Electromagnetic pulse events, static discharge, and high-voltage surges can instantly destroy unprotected electronics. EVA's hardened shielded carry case protects your drive, your AI, and your stored data from electromagnetic threats.

  • EMP-resistant shielded carry enclosure
  • Survives electromagnetic pulse interference
  • Protects against static and EMP events
  • Shielded-carry electromagnetic hardening
200M
Waterproof

Sealed & Water-Resistant

EVA's enclosure is rated Sealed & Water-Resistant depth. Rain, flooding, submersion, maritime environments — the drive and all data inside are fully sealed and protected. Built for professionals who operate in the field, at sea, or in extreme weather conditions.

  • 200M waterproof depth rating
  • Fully sealed against water and moisture
  • Dust-proof and field-ready
  • Marine, outdoor and rugged everyday-carry build

Common Questions

How does EVA get updates if it never goes online?

EVA works fully offline and never connects to the internet. The model is complete as shipped, so it keeps working indefinitely with no updates required.

What's the minimum system requirement?

Windows 10 or Windows 11 (64-bit). 8 GB RAM minimum (16 GB recommended). USB 3.0 port. No internet required — ever.

What if my drive is lost or damaged?

Contact us through our Contact page with your order details and we'll do our best to help.

Is my data ever sent anywhere?

No. EVA has no internet connection and no telemetry. Your conversations, documents, and questions never leave your hardware — there is no server for them to reach.

What is the refund process?

We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee. If EVA isn't right for you, contact us within 30 days of delivery for a full refund — no questions asked.

Technical Specifications

AI ModelOffline large language model (transformer-based)
USB Version / SpeedUSB 3.0
Minimum RAM8 GB minimum (16 GB recommended)
Windows VersionsWindows 10 & Windows 11 (64-bit)
Supported File TypesPDF, DOCX, TXT
Languages SupportedEnglish
What's in the BoxUSB drive, protective carry case
Internet RequiredNever

Built by someone who knows

KM

Built by someone who's seen the surveillance machine from the inside.

Kyle Macci spent more than 20 years in law enforcement — SWAT, accident reconstruction, police-academy instructor — watching how easily digital data gets pulled into investigations. Now a criminal-defense and privacy attorney, he built EVA because he knew the private AI that didn't exist yet was the one people actually needed.

— Kyle Macci, Founder, Intelligence by Macci

One Price.
Yours Forever.

EVA Offline AI — USB Drive
$149 one time

No monthly fee. No renewal. No expiration.

  • Complete offline AI assistant
  • Persistent memory across sessions
  • Personal knowledge base
  • Encrypted memory option
  • Chat history saved to drive
  • No internet — works anywhere
  • Hardware-locked license
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Ships as a physical USB drive. Windows 10+ required.

Intelligence Is a Tool.
Tools Should Be Owned.

The cloud was never meant to house your private thoughts. EVA gives you back something that should have been yours from the beginning.

Own Your AI — $149

30-day money-back guarantee · Ships next business day · No account ever